You have many content providers to choose from, and we thank you for choosing The Hairy Skeleton. Obviously, The Hairy Skeleton believes you are using your time and resources with maximum possible effectiveness and utility every time you apply your eyes and brain to its imaginary pages. However, if you are a natural skeptic, you may need more interactive and calculated proof. To that end, The Hairy Skeleton offers this helpful diagnostic questionnaire.
The thirteen questions you are about to answer have been carefully prepared to control for all possible variables and determine your degree of liking The Hairy Skeleton. Your liking-ness is then expressed as a percentile, which is a kind of mathematical expression used to indicate price discounts and terrify or encourage schoolchildren. The typical percentage scale is employed, ranging from zero (representing a contemptuous inversion of The Hairy Skeleton, incapable of liking this site and its contents) to 100 (representing an entity so congruent in its qualities and values with The Hairy Skeleton that it would be virtually indistinguishable from The Hairy Skeleton, to which we say politely: back off, doppelgänger.).
Your raw percentile score will be provided at the end of the questionnaire, along with the opportunity to request an expanded analysis. If you choose to engage in a deeper understanding of your liking-ness, The Hairy Skeleton salutes you in your quest for self-edification. If you abstain, we respect your choice to live in ignorance. No matter what you decide, The Hairy Skeleton is certain this exercise will reveal the answer to the question:
Should you read The Hairy Skeleton?
First, tell us a little about you:
Now, tell us about the things you think you like:
I often read:
Finally, some questions specially written to overcome your self-awareness, circumventing your attempts to provide the "right" answers and thereby revealing the real truth about your tastes and most secret desires (though we probably shouldn't have told you that):