Comments on: Mayor Boom-Boom. https://hairyskeleton.com/mayor-boom-boom/ Tue, 20 Sep 2016 00:52:35 +0000 hourly 1 By: The Hairy Skeleton https://hairyskeleton.com/mayor-boom-boom/#comment-22 Mon, 15 Nov 2010 21:16:08 +0000 https://hairyskeleton.com/?p=570#comment-22 Mr. Pants, I am more than happy and at least that proud to have brought you a little joy in this bleak election season. Though if your relief persists, you might want to consult a physician. A man can handle only so much relieving.

]]> By: Mr Pants https://hairyskeleton.com/mayor-boom-boom/#comment-23 Sun, 14 Nov 2010 01:24:55 +0000 https://hairyskeleton.com/?p=570#comment-23 Three things:

(1) “It certainly is.” The mayor continues stirring.

(2) “No, but your doctor is a doctor.”

(3) “If there’s two things I have and one thing I don’t, they’re character, resolve and weakness.”

and, one more thing…

(1) “We could get a notary to watch me run through the walls…”

If there exists a single silver lining to this past election season, I wish it to be comedic relief. I read this piece, and now I’m relieving myself… all over the place. Thank you, sir… “Ahhhhhhhhhhh….”

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