Mizz Unsightly — as always, your compliments would warm the cockles of my heart, if I had a heart and knew what cockles were. As a token of my gratitude, I grant you “dibs” on the second-in-command position in the affinity group/pyramid scheme/quasi-religious cult I plan to start. (It’s really the best position to have, because you get to kill and displace me as leader if I drift too far from the “True Path,” which always happens in these situations.)